the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

“Y’all know the story behind that? The official story. We have a lot of low hanging things on set. For instance, the trailers, when the awning comes out, the little hitch - some of us are tall and we’ll run head first into them. And so in order to remind ourselves not to run into things, ‘cause often times we’re going inside like reading lines, we start hanging ducks. So we’d see them and think, “duck!” And so as the amount of places grew that we needed to duck but the ducks were not multiplying as real ducks do, which I’ll explain later, we needed more ducks. We didn’t need that many ducks! I think we needed like three more ducks, now there’s a small duck army.”

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

zombietattoos-andlotsofbooze:

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

that-gay-bunny:

acciogaysharks:

fag-ology:

beinggayisokay:

I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.

But its not

Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.

You forgot the ruffles.

this is me shopping

youcouldbepayingforthisyourself:

THERE WAS A THING THAT SOMEBODY I FOLLOW REBLOGGED MONTHS AGO

WHEN THE PAGE I AM READING NOW WAS A BRAND NEW UPDATE

AND I LIKED IT ALL THOSE MONTHS AGO

AND I AM 85% SURE I NEVER UNLIKED IT OR DID ANYTHING TO IT

AND NOW THAT I HAVE REACHED THIS POINT

NOW I MUST FIND IT AGAIN

LIKES PAGE I WILL MASTER YOU

YOU WILL BOW TO MY WILL

UPDATE: I FOUND IT

THAT BITCH IS QUEUED

THERE WAS A THING THAT SOMEBODY I FOLLOW REBLOGGED MONTHS AGO

WHEN THE PAGE I AM READING NOW WAS A BRAND NEW UPDATE

AND I LIKED IT ALL THOSE MONTHS AGO

AND I AM 85% SURE I NEVER UNLIKED IT OR DID ANYTHING TO IT

AND NOW THAT I HAVE REACHED THIS POINT

NOW I MUST FIND IT AGAIN

LIKES PAGE I WILL MASTER YOU

YOU WILL BOW TO MY WILL

floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

indigo-ink:

Captain Jack Harkness